I don’t think I’m dyslexic at all, but I commonly mistake for sale ads that mention gearbag sales for garbage sales. Once I figure it out and click on the ad, most of the time, the items are garbage as far as I’m concerned, but that’s beside the point.
The other thing I’m constantly getting fooled with is “pimp marker”. Being a pump enthusiast, I don’t know how many times I’ve been let down to find out that the new ad for a pump is actually somebody’s glossy space gun. Oh well. Guess I’ll just keep working on my reading comprehension.